gagaroyale:

"Time to take BORN THIS WAY on the road. Best x-mas gif ever from a lil monster. Brass paw ring. #befreebitch"

gagaroyale:

"Time to take BORN THIS WAY on the road. Best x-mas gif ever from a lil monster. Brass paw ring. #befreebitch"

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

africant:

when he doesn’t warn you

africant:

when he doesn’t warn you

adoringlana:

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adoringlana:

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

Shit gets real at roleplay prom

officialunitedstates:

bifrostblonde:

officialunitedstates:

sleep tight?  NO THANKS ILL SLEEP AS LOOSE AS I WANT THIS IS AMERICA

Um, they say “sleep tight” because mattresses were held by rope in colonial times, so you had to make sure that they were tightened. Thus, “sleep tight.”

thats great.  thats really great.  thanks for sharing your extensive knowledge of pre-revolutionary terms. um thanks a whole lot

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

me defending my favorite character(s): What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
me defending myself: oh haha no it's cool that you are mean to me i'm meaner to myself than anyone's ever been to me so don't worry about it haha
myotpisgay:

flight-of-the-squirrels:

myotpisgay:

titan pigeon

That’s a gull…

titan seagull

myotpisgay:

flight-of-the-squirrels:

myotpisgay:

titan pigeon

That’s a gull…

titan seagull

I noticed everything. I just acted like I didn’t.
(via florida-sounds)

tyleroakley:

versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

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