gutterdyke:

dr-cormier:

lightspeedsound:

divergentshadowhunting:

thedadruiner:

o shit

setting the record straight

Oh look, the media casually blaming underaged girls for their unwilling involvement with adult men

 

you go girl

fuckyeah-marinaandthediamonds:

Marina and a fan in London

fuckyeah-marinaandthediamonds:

Marina and a fan in London

TEENAGE GIRL TWEETS TERRORIST THREAT TO AIRLINE AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS SHE’S GETTING

tubaeric:

So this girl actually did this….

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…and then proceeded to brag about it and say how happy she was that she was getting followers and favorites:

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Then after it hit her how much shit she was in….

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even though she had already changed her story several other times….

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and also….just let it sink in that she thought blocking the FBI would actually let them not find her…..image

people like this are literally the scum of the earth

electrathehearts:

♡ H A R D  T O  H U G ♡

electrathehearts:

♡ H A R D  T O  H U G 

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

radgoku:

reblog this if you’re a CACTUS blogging from PRISON

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

modificationnotmutilation:

replenishthisearth:

catelynbriqueee:

My aunt has this cow, that she bottle fed as a baby, and her names Roxanne, and she thinks she’s human. She rings the doorbell with her tongue, and she lays on the front porch like a dog would, except she’s like 350 pounds!

This is pretty great.

My dream

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight

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now we wait

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she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes

people: what is artpop?
gaga: *puts cd in mouth* its a metaphor